The Marvellous Museum of Maximum Misinformation

THIS GAME INCLUDES SOME FLASHING IMAGERY

GREETINGS!!! My name is Hubert Q Esquire III, Lordship of Parphimenous, Hier to the Jumbino Throne, Son of Hubert Q II!!!

I do sincerely apologize for that fake competition you believed you had won, it was how you say a marketing stunt. You see my MARVELLOUS MUSEUM seldom gets visitors, people seem afraid of my eye witness truths.

But now you are here! You ever so lucky so and so. What you have to leave? Well that won't do, I'll tell you what you listen to an old man tell 8 stories correctly and you can leave, I won't keep you a second longer, sounds like a deal to me.

Now sit back on the edge of your seat, and help this ancient galivanter jog his memory.